Ukwabelana ngesondo kumnandi! Babeza kumomotheka kwaye baqhula ngokungapheliyo, ukuba kwakungekho kwiqhude emlonyeni womhlobo, ubungakanani obukhulu. I-passionate, kodwa i-blondes ehlekisayo kakhulu, enesimo sengqondo esilula ebomini, kodwa ngesimo sengqondo esinzulu kwi-hard-on.
UBlondie ukholelwa kuSanta Claus - ngubani omnye oya kuzisa itshekhi ye-100 yeedola kwi-reindeer? Kwaye ukumbulela, unokucinga, ufuna njengenjakazi yoNyaka oMtsha! Ukuba bendinguye, ngokuqinisekileyo ngendingatsho ukuthi hayi-kunye neerandi zam, nazo. Ngoko wasebenzisa umlomo wakhe ukuze afumane isixa esipheleleyo! Kwaye i-dessert ngolwimi ikhululekile!
Intshontsho alikho mbi, kodwa ndithanda umama ngakumbi! Ndiyawathanda amantshontsho anejusi ngolo hlobo. Uye walala phantsi enwebe amathanga, bendingazophumla qha ndide ndimbeke ngaphambili! Ubuncinci banokwenza ifilimu enezinto zemidlalo yabasetyhini, kuba sele kukho abafazi ababini abahamba ze abanomdla kakhulu kwisakhelo sesakhelo. Kwaye le ndoda idibene ibiya kuncedwa ngcono, nangona kunjalo bekuya kuba nomdla!
Ihostele yindawo yokuphumla nokulala. Kwaye ngubani othanda ukulala ngaphandle kokuphosa intonga? Abanye abantu abakwazi nokulala. Yiyo loo nto amantombazana ahlala amkelekile apho. Kwaye ukuba uyancwina ukuzonwabisa kwabaphulaphuli, unokumphatha kwi-cocktail efudumele emlonyeni wakhe, endlwini!
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